Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Section Six ~ Barmanship

Part One: How To Earn Maximum Returns On Your Liquid Assets

Section Six ~ Barmanship

In this section, Mario explains all the special touches that separate a great bartender from a good bartender. It’s not just the choice of liquor, the mixes, or the beautiful glassware that can win over your party; it’s also the little things that have big and lasting impact. There are “tricks of the trade” that can be learned to take your soirées up a notch.

Icemanship: The main thing to remember, the colder the ice the better it is. And when you use crushed or chipped ice it will be colder than cubed ice because there is more ice surface caressing the liquid. This section on ice is fairly long, but the gist of it is you must have cold ice, clean ice (use bottled water if your tap water is gross), and dry ice (don’t let it sit and melt in a bucket).

Punch Bowl Ice: Find something like an ice cream pail and fill it with clean water. Freeze it the day before your party. Then, on the day of your party, run warm water on the sides and loosen it into your punch bowl. I did this one year for a Halloween party, but I filled a glove with red water so that a hand was sitting in the punch bowl.

Aquavit In Ice: At smorgasbord parties, Mario says it is customary to serve a bottle of Aquavit or Vodka in a block of ice. He suggests cutting the top off a 2-quart milk carton, putting the bottle inside and then freezing it. The alcohol won’t freeze, just the water surrounding the bottle. When frozen you should be able to peel away the paper carton, leaving a beautiful clear ice bottle. Keep putting it back in the freezer after you pour shots.

Frappéed Ice Cap: A frappé after a great meal can be a welcome sight over heavy cakes and custards. Try putting finely crushed ice into a champagne saucer and then pouring liqueurs on top for a delicious and refreshing treat.

Chilling Glasses: It is so important to have a thoroughly chilled cocktail glass before you pour anything into it. There are three ways to do this: chill in the freezer ahead of time, bury the glass in ice for a few minutes, or fill the glass with ice and swish it around before dumping.

Frosting Glasses: If you want a longer-lasting cold effect, run water over your cocktail glasses and then store them in the freezer for at least a couple hours.

Sugar-frosting Glasses: We eat and drink with our eyes first. So Mario suggests you make your sweet drink even more appealing by giving it a frosted rim. There are a few ways to do this. First, you can take a lemon or orange wedge and run it along the rim of the glass, then dip it rim down onto a saucer of superfine sugar. Second, you can rub the rind of the orange and lemon on the glass before dipping. Third, you can dip the rim into a saucer of grenadine or liqueur before you dip into the sugar. However you do it, make sure you remember that frosted rims are to be sipped from the glass and not enjoyed with a straw.

Preparing Peel: If you will be using peel as garnish, make sure you cut it close to when you need it to ensure the oils stay their freshest.

Simple Syrup: It is mostly preferred to use simple syrup over sugar, to ensure a more velvety smooth character in your drink. It’s easy to make and stores fairly well, equip your bar with some.

The Dairy Bar: Okay, get over your tendency to get “light” cream. When a drink calls for cream, it needs to be heavy cream. Your hips may not thank you, but your lips will. And in my opinion, creamy drinks should be looked at like a dessert, you won’t want to drink too many of them. Also, remember that when you mix cream into anything acidic, it will start to curdle. So it’s best to make those types of drinks as close to serving as you can. And always check the expiry date on your dairy before you use it.

A Good Egg: Always crack your egg into a dish before putting into a drink to check the freshness.

Filling The Shaker: Ice goes in first, so that all the additional ingredients get to slither down it. Mario thinks there are a few good habits to learn when shaking drinks, besides ice going first. You should also try and add the liquor last. That way you will never put too much in, in case you forgot if you added it before the juice or not. Additionally, he says you should put the amount of glasses you are making in front of you, to keep track of how many shots should go in the shaker. And finally, leave enough room in the shaker for the most important thing, the shaking. If it’s filled to the brim, not much will move around in there.

Measuring: If you are having a “pour-it-yourself” bar, let guests pour as much as they like. Here’s hoping your guests have manners. But when you are mixing the drinks, always use the jigger.

Stirring: For some drinks, you want clarity. Such as the Martini or Gimlet. So these are often stirred. Though the worse that can happen if you shake them is they will be cloudy for a few minutes. It is suggested that when you stir a batch of cocktails you should give it 20 rotations, to ensure dilution. Though if carbonated liquids are added it should be less.

Shaking: This quote from the section sums it up, “shake the shaker, not yourself.” (the photo of Chaplin is one of my favourite of his moments, where he shakes himself instead of the shaker)
And always rinse the shaker between rounds.

Pouring: When you shake drinks, pour them right away so that the shaker doesn’t become “a watery grave.” Make sure you don’t fill it past a ¼ of an inch from the rim. For wine, you want to leave enough room for swirling. In Brandy snifters, 1-½ ounces is the maximum. Think ahead if you are using garnish to allow for room so the drink doesn’t spill over. And if you are filling more than one glass, line them up rim to rim, fill them all half way and then top up evenly.

Horse’s Neck: This is when you have the peel of an entire orange or lemon in one continuous spiral.

Floating Liqueurs: When layering a shot or drink, you need to know which ones are the heaviest. The heavy ones go in first and the lighter ones will float on top. You can either dribble liqueurs down an inverted spoon on top of the previous layer, down a mixing rod, or directly into the glass. The main thing is to do it slowly!

Flaming Liquors: When you want the spectacle of fire, it can be fun to bring flame to alcohol. Mario says we should heat up the liquor first, not boil it, to burn off some of the alcohol before setting a quiet little blaze. But lately, I think we have all heard that the alcohol doesn’t actually burn off…so maybe warming it up just eases the flame?

Drink Garnishes: There are two kinds. Some are there to amplify the aroma and taste, while others are just there to look pretty. Here are some essential drink garnishes:
Almonds – slice or julienne them, toast beforehand, sprinkle with salt and then cool.
Bananas – cut firm and ripe bananas, dip in tart fruit juice to keep from darkening.
Fresh Cherries – remove stems and pits.
Whole Coconut – use as a vessel for rum drinks, cut off the end opposite the eyes, drain and use.
Cucumber Peel – use sparingly, surprisingly pungent, essential in a Pimms No. 1.
Flowers – beautiful and aromatic, great in summer drinks.
Lemon/Lime/Orange Slices – cut just before using, place either on top of the ice so the aroma hits the      nostrils while sipping or place on the rim of glass.
Melons – best to use a melon baller to get melon pieces for garnish.
Mint Leaves – try to get as close to garden fresh that you can, dip into simple syrup and superfine sugar      before planting into drink.
Nutmeg – for the best effect buy it whole and grate it fresh.
Pineapple – like coconut it can be used as a vessel, but also it can be cut into sticks or wedges to use as      garnish on a rim.
Pomegranate Seeds – use in drinks that have grenadine.
Strawberries – try dipping them into syrup such as grenadine before garnishing a drink.
Tropical Fruit – great for rum drinks, cut into sticks or chunks.
Apparently there is no existing rule about retrieving garnish from your drink. So go ahead and drop balls of melon or strawberry chunks in the glass. You can dig it out with a spoon, straw or your fingers. Some people like to affix the garnish to a toothpick or umbrella for the aesthetic appeal and to make it easier to eat…but in the end it all gets enjoyed.

And thus ends Part One of the book. We’ve learned the etiquette of hosting a party, how to select the right glassware, what essentials to stock your bar with, how to measure, and how to add some flare to your foundation. I can’t wait to see what’s next!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

~Interlude~

I bought my very own, first ever, bar today! It's wonderfully retro and hideously beautiful. My own slice of heaven and i call her "Barbara" (cause she's twice the bar). I look forward to many great memories with her and she will help me in my journey through this book.

I couldn't really continue without her. Now to get it stocked up.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Section Five ~ Say When

Part One: How To Earn Maximum Returns On Your Liquid Assets

Section Five ~ Say When

Have you ever wondered what a “jigger” is? Or how much a “nip” is exactly? Well, in this section, Mario lays all the measurements out for us. Not the most interesting of the chapters, but an important one to say the least.

It’s important to know how much your glasses hold, and how much is in your liquor bottles. That way, when your usual small gathering of two to four people turns into six or more, you can do some quick calculations and still serve a great drink with the right proportions.

Dash – For all of the recipes in this book, a dash is 1/8 of a teaspoon, thus two dashes is 1/4 of a teaspoon. In theory, those bottles with the dash stoppers are supposed to let out the right amount, but they vary…so if you want to be accurate, 1/8 of a teaspoon.

Teaspoon – Don’t use the long handled bar spoon for this, that is for mixing drinks. Use a measuring spoon.

Tablespoon – Also known as three teaspoons or 1/2 ounce.

Pony – 1 ounce, or the small end of a double-sided jigger.

Jigger – 1 1/2 ounces. Also known as a bar measuring glass.

Wineglass – As a measuring term, it means 4 ounces.  Wine glasses used to be smaller, so you could fill one to the brim and have 4 ounces. Nowadays, the glasses are much bigger, so it isn’t as accurate.

Split or Nip – 6 to 8 ounces. One refers to a split of champagne, but the same quantity of stout is a nip.

Pint – 16 ounces; 1/2 quart; 2 standard measuring cups.

Fifth – 25.6 ounces; 4/5 quart; 1/5 gallon

Quart – 32 ounces; 2 pints; 4 measuring cups; 1/4 gallon. Do not confuse with Canada and England’s imperial quart, which is 38.4 ounces…or in continental Europe with the liter (33.8 ounces).

Magnum – 52 ounces; the double size champagne bottle.

Half gallon – 64 ounces.

And for the conversation piece sizes…

Jeroboam – 104 ounces, a little more than 4 fifths.

Tappit-hen – About 77 ounces, or 3 fifths.

Rehoboam – About 160 ounces, or 1 1/5 gallons.

Methuselah – About 208 ounces; or 1 3/5 gallons. The largest size of champagne exported from France.

Salmanazar – About 312 ounces; or 2 1/2 gallons.

Balthazar – About 416 ounces; or 3 1/3 gallons.
                       
Nebuchadnezzar – About 520 ounces; or 4 gallons.

Demijohn – From 1 to 10 gallons.

These should help you figure out your drink recipes. As well as double for some interesting baby names.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Section Four ~ All The Trimmings

Part One: How To Earn Maximum Returns On Your Liquid Assets

Section Four ~ All The Trimmings

In this section, Mario lays out the essential garnishes and mixes that your bar will need. The list is six pages long. He separates the frequently used from the others with an asterisk. And here they are:

Bitter lemon - For the gin and tonic crowd.
Bitters - Trinidad’s Angostura is the best.
Cherries - You can’t make a good Manhattan without a maraschino. And there are also those weird minty green ones, brandied red and black cherries.
Club Soda – For the fizz you need in many concoctions.
Fomee or Frothee – Great for providing the foaminess that egg whites provide, but doesn’t give that eggy taste some people dislike, albumen.
Ginger Ale – The drier the better.
Lemons – Firm.
Limes – Smooth green skinned ones, rather than yellowed.
Lime juice, Rose’s – A tart syrup, not a lime juice substitute. Great for Gimlets.
Olives – I can’t imagine having a Martini without one…or two. You should always keep the traditional unpitted on hand, but it’s fun to experiment with the many different stuffed ones.
Onions, cocktail or pearl – My favourite cocktail of all time may be the Gibson cocktail, yet there is only one lounge in my city that keeps onions on hand to make it. It seems a shame that this simple delicious drink is being forgotten about.
Oranges – Fresh juice is always better than frozen or bottles. Keep oranges on hand for fresh squeezing.
Quinine water – For warm-weather drinks.
Seven-Up – Mario thinks this can be mixed with “almost any conceivable potable.”
Sugar – Superfine sugar only. You’d only ever need brown sugar for hot mulled drinks.
Tomato juice – For those breakfast/brunch cocktails like the Bloody Mary or Caesar. Not tomato cocktail, tomato juice.
Water – This is something most of us have on hand at all times, but if your tap water is pretty gross, invest in some bottled.

So, out of six pages, these are the essential trimmings every home bar should have. Smaller containers are best, to keep the contents their freshest.  I did notice that there was nothing about little swords, tiny umbrellas or toothpicks being “essential.” Perhaps there will be a whole chapter dedicated to the art of adorning your beverages.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Section Three ~ Keep Your Spirits Up

Part One: How To Earn Maximum Returns On Your Liquid Assets

Section Three ~ Keep Your Spirits Up

Keeping my home bar “stocked” has always been difficult for me, as I can rationalize an excuse to have a celebratory drink every day. Liquor tends to deplete at a rapid pace. So, I think this section will help me keep my bar both logical and topped up.

Mario says there are three liquors that one should always keep on hand to satisfy the quench of most 20th century men: whisky, gin and vermouth. These three liquids are enough to make the classic highball, Manhattan and Martini. However, the three alcohols turn into more like seven when you consider that you need two kinds of vermouth, sweet and dry, and four kinds of whiskey (American blended, bourbon, Scotch and Canadian). And if you have lots of different friends with diverse drinking needs, it wouldn’t hurt to throw in a bottle of vodka and rum.

Now that we are into the 21st century this is probably still true. Drinks go through fads, like most things, but the classics are always standard. My own needs haven’t progressed beyond the holy trinity that much, I would just add tequila in there. Mario understands that most hosts will figure out what drinks are popular amongst their crowd and stock alcohol accordingly. For example, I know my circle well enough to know that I should always keep a quart of Tullamore Dew on hand.

Once you are comfortable with your basic set up, you can branch out. If your normal gin is an American one, you might consider buying a British brand on your next trip to the store. Or perhaps you’ll buy that delicious new coffee liqueur you’ve been reading about. But it’s warned that spending a lot of money on alcohol should only happen if you feel your “connoisseurship qualifies you to judge them appreciatively.” That makes sense to me. I would hate to drop the pretty penny on my favourite vanilla-infused Cognac, Navan, only to have a guest mix it with Coke. I might cry.

Some people might consider stocking bottles of pre-mixed cocktails. This isn’t considered a faux pas really, but you should only stock the ones that don’t have a fruit base to them, as they will never taste better, or even as good as, the fresh mixed one. Personally, I love mixing drinks and I would never serve somebody a pre-mixed concoction…though I may take one to a barbeque.

Another thing to remember about your bar, keep it accessible to you. Keep things readily available. If you have extras to stash away, stash them close by so that you don’t have to hunt them down while guests are over.

I was left wondering about wine…what about wine? But this section ended with “Filling a wine rack or a wine cellar is a separate avocation dealt with under chapter 15.” Phew.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Section Two ~ Glassware – The Long & Short Of It


Part One: How To Earn Maximum Returns On Your Liquid Assets

Section Two ~ Glassware – The Long & Short Of It

When I was in bartending school, it became really important for me to have the perfect glass for every alcoholic beverage I served. For a while, every birthday and Christmas I was getting shot glasses, wine glasses and beer steins. I love them all. I had a lot of them in cobalt blue, my favourite colour at the time. Now, I only want clear glass. I want to be able to see the liquid…and if there is anything floating in it.

Mario thinks it’s important to own glasses that you find nice to look at. If you like it, you’ll use it more. So, we should all invest in glasses that we find lovely to admire and sip from. He spends a page explaining the differences between crystal, “hand-blown” glass, “blown” glass, “pressed” glass, and finally “cut” glass. Regardless of the craftsmanship, it boils down to this…is it stemmed or not?

The stemmed glass suggests a more elegant setting, such as tinking Bordeaux over candles to celebrate an anniversary. While your basic tumbler, or rock glass, conjures up images of sitting by the fire with a scotch balancing on your knee. Both have their place. (I wish I had a fireplace so I could act out that image)

But you can delve much further into the glass scene. There are also sour glasses, steins and Pilsners, highball glasses, snifters, sherry glasses, champagne flutes and more. Thankfully, Mario insists we do not need to have a full set of each in the same pattern. It is preferred to have the same pattern for all at the dinner table, but for entertaining in other areas it is not required.

It seems like a lot of glasses to own, so Mario gives us a formula to figure it all out. Determine how many people you can comfortably entertain in your living space, than double it for drop-ins and breakage. And, as he explains, the amount of glasses you’ll need all depends on how potable your lifestyle is. Which is why I have many.

He goes on to explain how to wash glasses, but I’m pretty sure you can all figure that out. He does recommend we wash them right away though, particularly if they had sticky liqueurs in them. And finally, check your liquor cabinet after you entertain and be sure to make a list of what you need to stock up on.

This section was really short. Seriously, three whole pages about stemware.